GLUB LIF-E!

You are ZARITA PIEXES, and you are basically the RADDEST SHIT EVER. You are 6.92 sweeps old. You also happen to have one of the rarest blood colors, TYRIAN PURPLE. This puts you in line for the throne.

Except. You know.

You're D-EAD!

MAGIC ANON STATUS: none

CURRENT ARC: none

[[AU MINI CONDESCE, MADE BEFORE HER PERSONALITY WAS REVEALED. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF CHANGING IT. NONE. OPEN TO ALL FANDOMS.]]

PFFFT- O)( MY COD T)(-ES-E GUYS AR-E )(ILARIOUS. Get t)(is. Flut)(ulu )(as been caug)(t tempting t)(e minion of anot)(er )(orrorterror and now t)(ey’re just )(aving t)(is big old argument! T)(ey didn’t even notice t)(e minion just DI-ED! )(A)(A)(AAA!