GLUB LIF-E!

You are ZARITA PIEXES, and you are basically the RADDEST SHIT EVER. You are 6.92 sweeps old. You also happen to have one of the rarest blood colors, TYRIAN PURPLE. This puts you in line for the throne.

Except. You know.

You're D-EAD!

MAGIC ANON STATUS: none

CURRENT ARC: none

[[AU MINI CONDESCE, MADE BEFORE HER PERSONALITY WAS REVEALED. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF CHANGING IT. NONE. OPEN TO ALL FANDOMS.]]

Some headcanons for Miss Zarita here for roleplay purposes—-

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[[Random headcanon Zarita has NO idea what tentacle rape even is. Like. Seriously.

Chances are, if she did, it’d squick her out like no other and she’d try to relocate farther from the horrorterrors out of paranoia.]]

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[[She begrudingly thinks they’re cute but prefers the creatures of the deep much more.

And by begrudgingly I mean she adores them. However, she’s allergic.]]

Tag(s): #headcanon

[[Fun fact! Zarita died while going between portals in the void. 38) Just like what Roxy does, only SOMETHING killed her.

She does not remember this.

But she does know that other people going through the void is bad. She interprets it as territory, though, instead of the warning that it is.

EDIT: i think that all the trolls we’re going to see died in a way pertaining to their patron kid.]]

[[THINGS ZARITA CAN DO

THINGS ZARITA CAN NOT DO

For my own clarification.]]